i don't like sucking hair
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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