i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My ass is underappreciated
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
