We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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