ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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