they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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