his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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