Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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