"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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