The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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