Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
North Korea, Best Korea!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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