she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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