He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We have started to decorate penises.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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