It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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