I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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