he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i believe in u and ur pee
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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