dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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