kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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