you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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