Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If I die, sorry about rent.
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