White coat. Heels.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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