super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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