If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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