I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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