mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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