Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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