I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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