he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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