By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Less talking, more tequila
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
