so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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