I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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