Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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