i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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