I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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