so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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