So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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