just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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