so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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