Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
bring money and cleavage
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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