My brain says no but my pants say off.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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