Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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