I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
