I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Alive.
So much puke
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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