So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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