there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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