i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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