It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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