1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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