He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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