I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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