he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
