I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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