OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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