Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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