Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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