Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i already hear my dad disowning me
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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