How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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